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A Dude's Guide to Baby Size: What to Expect and How to Prep for Dads-to-Be

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Numerous apps and books exist to help expectant parents understand their baby’s development by comparing their unborn child to a raspberry or a stalk of broccoli, but Taylor Calmus takes issue with that. First off, your baby is not some wimpy little vegetable. Your baby is like a hardcore little lug nut who is straight-up growing organs on a weekly basis. Second, how big is a stalk of broccoli? And what the heck even is a kumquat? Clearly this situation calls for a better approach. Enter . . . A Dude’s Guide to Baby Size.


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Andrea McKeever
Gift for my Nephew

I got this for my nephew who is on his journey to be a first time dad. I always knew I’d get this for him when they decided to have kids. It’s the perfect accompaniment to the mother’s guide!

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Alice Starzl
A DUDE’S GUIDE TO BABY SIZE

I purchased this book a while back, intending to give it to the first grandchild expecting a baby. I want to read it first before giving it however I hadn’t gotten it read yet when I got the news I was going to be a great grandma! Of course I gave it to him as soon as I got the news! I purchased a second book so I could follow along with their progress. I am enjoying this book. Taylor has a way with words. He writes the way he talks, like an experienced Dude Dad!

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Mary Gray
Perfect Book for future fathers

Whether expecting your first (or eighth-for our family) this book gives a great run down what’s going on presently, & gives tips for the future. I looked forward to reading a chapter every Sunday evening before the work week, & finding out what our baby’s size compared to. As Mary Poppins would say, “It’s Supercaliphragelisticexbealidotious!”

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Erick

Great new dad gift!

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Daniel Sprague
Excellent read

I have personally read through this book twice. Once for each of my children, and I've gained something different each time I've read it. Now, each time one of my friends has announced they're expecting their first child, I gift them this book. I just gave it to my third friend, and have gotten great feedback each time.

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Christine Longden
Clever and brilliant!

I love the unique idea of comparing pregnancy growth to "man" stuff. Each week is fun to read w/great advice even for the second baby. Strong work Taylor! But...we need "JUST ONE MORE BOOK"!

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Laura Kerecman
Awesome Gift for First-Time Dads (and Moms) To Be!

I have been waiting a long time to send this book to some dear friends. Their baby could not be more wanted and more loved already. I’m excited for them to follow along in Taylor’s book. I think the book will offer great information and plenty of laughs as they await the arrival of this very, very, very, welcome little one. I imagine the dude dad family will soon have two new subscribers.

Thanks for the sweet review, Laura. Sending our best wishes and congratulations to the mom & dad to be! We're honored you choose our book to share during such an exciting time.

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Randy Nguyen
HILARIOUS

Awesome read. This dude is hilarious and he puts it all into terms any average guy can read and understand. Outstanding book. A+

Thanks so much for the awesome review, Randy! We're so glad that you liked it!

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Crystalin
Best What To Expect Book Ever!

I got this book for my husband for Father's Day, because he's a first- time Dad. The funny thing is that I'm the one who reads it, and even though I'm a lady, I find it super funny, entertaining and informative. Well done, Dude Dad. Well done.

Thanks for the awesome review, Crystalin! We love that you and your husband are both enjoying the book. Thanks for the kind words, we appreciate it!

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Kylie Korn
Big hit

I got this book for my husband after finding out I was pregnant and he loves it. Taylor's writing is very well done and makes my husband laugh every chapter. Great job

Thanks for the awesome review, Kylie! We're glad to hear that your husband is loving the book as you both gear up for parenthood. Wishing you all the best with your new addition!

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Allison Anderson
Fun, informative gift for Dad-to-be

Expectant Dad enjoyed it.

Thanks, Allison!

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Andrew Gramlich
3rd copy we've gifted so far

Great book. Wife and I always grab a copy for any close friends or family that are soon-to-be fathers

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Michael May
great book

Gave it to one of best friends who will have a baby boy born this coming December. He has really enjoyed your book.

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Eric Phillips
Great gift for new parents!

Bought for my daughter and son-in-law. They loved it!

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Emily MacFarlane
Still a great book for not first time parents

My husband and I are expecting our third child now, so my husband is relieved to finally be rid of my fruit/veggie comparisons for our growing baby. We’ll be glad to keep reading this and reminding ourselves to laugh in the midst of all the sleepless nights and never-ending diapers.

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Kennedy

The perfect book for a dad to be

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Maggie Gallagher
Cute!

I think this is a really cute and funny book to help those dad-to- be’s

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Kaylie Reiswig
Just what we needed

Gave this book to my husband since we are expecting our first. We have both been able to laugh and learn through it. It makes pregnancy less clinical and more relatable!

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Kerry Atherton
A great gift!

Perfect gift from my wife

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Marissa Shier
First time dad

Bought this for my husband for our first pregnancy this year and he loves it! Loves the size references and the tips so far!

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Kennedy Houtman
Great Gift

My sister just had a baby so I gave her husband this book for Christmas and my sister-in-law is pregnant and I gave her husband this for Christmas also

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Stephanie WEIDNER
Best baby book for a working soon-to-be Dad !

I purchased this for my son who's wife is expecting their first baby in 2024. He is not normally a reader but I knew he would enjoy this book. It doesn't read like a novel & he can use it as a reference. He received it today & is totally enjoying it.

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Ryan McAllister
The fruit and vegetable size comparisons were always weird anyways

The comparisons of unborn babies to fruits and vegetables to describe their size were always weird. I like the comparisons to other objects Taylor used instead. I have not finished the book yet, but I am really enjoying it so far. Taylor shares a lot of advice and personal insight that I really appreciate. Even though I’m on my second kid with my wife, I have been learning a lot. I bought two copies, one for me, and one for a buddy. Hopefully friends start having kids soon, and I can share my extra copy with them too.

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Desiree Maldonado
Great for new Dads!

Read most of the book before I gave it to my husband. Entertaining read that I think he'll actually read!

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Elizabeth Mcginnis
A Dude’s Guide to Baby Size

I gifted this to my expecting sister in law’s husband. She said he loved it and he doesn’t like to read, but he definitely read and enjoyed this book!!

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Matthew Owen
Best Gift for Dads to Be

This has been such a great gift to give my friends who are soon to be dads. Too many times dudes are left out when it comes to the excitement of waiting for your baby to be born. This changes that. It’s a great book to build dudes up and get dudes talking about the excitement to come!

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Devon Newby
Best Guide for New Dads

As a first time Dad, the questions and worries that cross my mind are never ending. Taylor does such a fantastic job of explaining what to expect and how to work around all these new changes. He makes it easy to understand how your life is going to change but at the same time reminding you that your life is going to be so much more rewarding now. I have learned that you can solve so many stressful situations by just taking a breath and remembering you're still learning and won't fail if you just try your best. I highly recommend this book to new Dads or guys that are thinking about starting a family. This book explains all your concerns and answers most of your questions in ways that are familiar to most guys!

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Kylie Hein
Love it

Love the stories and the humor in this book

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Monica Miller
Amazing!

Can’t wait to give this to my husband for Christmas. First time parents here, so anything helps.

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Sarah Smith
Hilarious and perfect for a dude!

This book is hilarious and perfect for my husband! It has definitely made it more interesting for him to follow along during pregnancy and read stories from another guy!


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